Log Lady

Log Lady is an elderly woman who used to haunt Sidewalk and annoy everyone by tapping arhythmically with her giant "log" or walking stick and attempting to dance (more like swaying in place) in the front row so as to block the most people's view as possible. She was 86'ed from Sidewalk for eating her entire meal and then trying to get her money back by saying it was bad. Good riddance! She did inspire a number of memes, however, so she was not a total waste.